Well, this blog is there as qu'exutoire, it must be remembered.
So there I went to Egypt. It was good. In a hotel **** or there was nothing to do but sunbathe on the beach. Location
visit the nearest bus 5:30!
So we do nothing but eat, sleep, sunbathe, read a bit of sex despite the rules of my sweet and tender.
The food was excellent.
So. One morning, full of vigor due to a good night's rest, I wake up a bold step, and walked to the curtains. I opened and found to my great satisfaction, a perfect blue sky. As before, the day before and before day before. I inform my loved one smile. It remains to feignanter in bed while I scan the landscape beautiful which is offered to me. And I happily loose a small fart muffler and I usually odorless. See previous notes.
And a little shits throw me out the ass. Is going to stain my thighs, and sprinkle the ground ... I remain banned a few seconds. What's going on. I do not come to dream, I'm full of shit legs. Calmly I head to the toilet begins to dry myself with the PQ, I have full legs, it flows onto my feet. I sit on the toilet, empty myself. Diarrhea charming! And begins to dry myself, and dry myself and wipe myself and wipe myself. I was everywhere. My ass had diffuser. As a spray! I finished in the shower. and me fully washed, scoured me I should say! Then I clean the toilets, the board spotted yellowish shits! And inside the loo ... repugnant. Then the ground before the window, while Madame is still asleep. Shit goes, but the tint groove between the tiles tiles. The joints are yellow. And Madame
wonder if it will ...
So I tell him ...
And that makes her laugh!
I still I believe in luck.
In fact, no tourists in all this. Just the whole fried peppers so delicious that I eat in large numbers yesterday. After that, nothing.
Just a sense of unspeakable shame. I had to tell the coup ça à mes potes pour exorciser la honte... brrr...
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